That's IT!!!

I have just eaten my last Cheezel. I have drunk my last glass of sugar-loaded fruit juice. I have eaten my last carbohydrate-packed slice of bread. I am going to try (once again) to lose weight. After putting on stacks of lard due to sitting around writing assignments, I have finally cracked it with my bad habits. I am fed up (get it?!). I am determined this time!! (really...). I'm going to do something before I end up like this: (the side of a house).

This is what I shall do. Every time I eat something bad, I'm going to tell you (the world) exactly what I have eaten. And you shall shame me for it! See you again when I am two dress sizes lighter...