Ding-a-ling

My cat Susie's latest nickname is 'ding-a-ling'. I bought her a collar yesterday which has a cute blue bell on it, and every time she licks herself or shakes her head the bell rings. I hope it doesn't send her crazy...

Susie's had lots of nicknames in the past - in fact the only time we call her by her real name is when we call her for dinner - because it's the only name she recognizes. We also call her 'Louie', 'Fatty', 'Puddy', 'Pudgy', 'Sweetie', 'Snookems', 'Woowie', 'Fuddy', 'Sooky', and a dozen other miscellaneous names that I can't remember.

Right now, as I type this, Susie is sleeping on the end of my bed with her head upside down and meowing in her sleep between snores. I wonder what she's dreaming about?